Sans version of George Carlin! - Comedians!
Thank you very much, ladies and Gentlemen. Good evening! My name is Sans and i am a professional Comedian!
As opposed to the kind you run into work all day long. It's nice being a comedian, there are certain advantages actually and a few disadvantages. There are some drawbacks to being a comedian. Noone on death row has ever said "Before i die. I wanna talk to a comedian!" anyone ever at a scene of a accident say. "Quick! call a comedian for god's sakes!" But it would be kinda fun at a accident to push you away through the crowd. "May i be of help? I am a professional comedian!" and sooner or later. At least once in your life, when the policemen says to you. "What are you a comedian?" You gotta look him right in the eye and say. "Well actually yes!" Even Criminal's have no respect for comedians. What do the first thing they do, when they hold you up! "Don't try anything funny! First one makes a funny move gets it!" Whenever their not looking i go. *Acts silly and goofy.*